he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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