she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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