please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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