So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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