oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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