i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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