I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
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