he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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