If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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