He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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