She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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