at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She's the barista slut.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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