Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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