I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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