On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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