I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
mondays should just be called national damage control day
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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