Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i've created a new STD.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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