You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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