i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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