walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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