This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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