have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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