why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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