NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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