She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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