I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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