when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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