just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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