Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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