why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
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