Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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