No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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