they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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