so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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