Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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