He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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