She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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