Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
there is puke in my bra ... again
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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