I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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