I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Just cropdusted the office
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
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