Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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