how do flat chested girls get laid?
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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