Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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