big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
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