How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Randomize
