whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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