Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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