I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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