But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
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