How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
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