and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
