Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
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