That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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