I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Randomize
