Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
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