New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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