brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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