at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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