It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
