Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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